Shakespeare was…

• …twelve feet tall
• …afraid of ducks
• …made of sentient taffy
• …addicted to eating erasers
• …employed at the Mall of America
• …secretly three boys in a trench coat
• …a land mammal in the early 1800's

Shakespeare…

• …was three credits shy of graduating seminary
• …won the national spelling bee by cheating
• …was the youngest of 36 brothers
• …migrated South to mate

All facts presented here are 100% accurate and true, except the ones we made up, which is all of them.

"Shakespeare was…" is actually a game we sometimes play. The goal is to make each other laugh by inventing the most outrageous "facts" we can come up with about Shakespeare. Other facts include: Shakespeare had at least half a dozen nipples, seven career runs (diarrhea), and more teeth than brains. All 0% true and verified!